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Jessica Alba has just announced that shes pregnant, expecting a baby with her loser boyfriend Cash Warren... the article I saw claimed that men everywhere are now out of luck but I know better...

Give her a few months when shes fat, sick and tired and her sleazy boyfriend is cheating on her and she'll be ready for saving!

I'll be there for you Jess - don't worry.